Top 20+ tweets that made us laugh this week #422

Hey buddies, are you ready for another week of hard work and well-deserved fun? Me not really but it’s not as if we had a choice. To avoid negative thoughts like Macron and his 45-hour week, we’ve concocted a little top tweets as you like. Enjoy, it’s still hot.

MONDAY 17

Contents

0.1 MONDAY 17

1 1. I would say the anesthetic injection
2 3. Nostalgia when you hold us
- 2.1 TUESDAY 18
3 4. Better Technique
4 5. It’s true that it’s original
5 6. I would never have had the courage
- 5.1 WEDNESDAY 19
6 7. Long live the siesta on the lunch break
7 8. Happened to me with a pigeon
8 9. Well yeah normal
9 10. The most beautiful conversations
- 9.1 THURSDAY 20
10 11. “No matter how bad my relationship is, I refuse to call a radio station for advice.”
11 12. There’s not much else at the same time
12 13. The Old Man
13 14. It Was Risky
14 16. “Cardboard straws are biodegradable” yeah I know they biodegrade in my drink
- 14.1 FRIDAY 21
15 17. Burglar Gentleman
16 18. “Oh, did you take care of yourself during the pandemic? That’s cool. I’ve watched a lot of series. I’ve even seen some twice.”
- 16.1 SATURDAY 22
17 20. My heart will stop it’s too much
18 21. The girls who teachers said “it’s not a fashion show” or “it’s not a hair salon here” in middle school have become super beautiful now.
19 22. A little good faith is apparently too much to ask.
- 19.1 SUNDAY 23
20 24. We always feel super proud
21 25. It takes too much patience
22 26. Young people knew the lockers

1. I would say the anesthetic injection

People who do combat sports, what is the best technique to immobilize an opponent? I need to do an antigen test on my 2 year old son.

— Ju. (@JeVouLis) January 17, 2022

3. Nostalgia when you hold us

?BREAKING: the French Tennis Federation will offer unvaccinated athletes the opportunity to participate in Roland Garros remotely via a dedicated application. pic.twitter.com/YIxGFiINfQ

— Dwarf Portekoi (@Dwarf_Portekoi) January 17, 2022

TUESDAY 18

4. Better Technique

If you are driving in Créteil between 1:30 p.m.

— yumeko ja bánh mì (@henlofren) January 18, 2022

5. It’s true that it’s original

who invented the real kind of galoshe who said to himself I like him so I put my tongue in his mouth wtf

— scammer (@mmvcig) January 17, 2022

6. I would never have had the courage

There’s a tipeu he said to the hairdresser “I missed you” the crazy generation coming

I’m 150 years old I never dared

— dark mode (@BocarJrr) January 18, 2022

WEDNESDAY 19

7. Long live the siesta on the lunch break

I’m always surprised by people who don’t like telecommuting.
Don’t like getting up an hour later? Don’t like having breakfast in your pajamas? You don’t like life?

“The girl from Brest?” (@ohdeerlily) January 19, 2022

8. Happened to me with a pigeon

You know when you walk and someone comes in front, that you both move to the same side at the same time, then to the other side, and again to the other until one of them stop and say “go ahead”? Well I did the same this afternoon but with a rat

I hate Paris

—sensei (@senseikira) January 19, 2022

9. Well yeah normal

I scan the health pass of a little one, I see there’s birthdate 1953 written on it, I say to him: “Are you 69? he said to me “well yes” naturally as if the madman in the story was me lol

— 0 (@AUSECOUUUUURS) January 19, 2022

10. The most beautiful conversations

I just had a very interesting conversation at Intermarché with a 5-year-old child who noticed that I was buying croquettes. He asked me about my cat: to know if he was nice, did stupid things, if he was beautiful. I had to justify my answers with a photo.

“April’s daughter?” (@lafilledApril) January 19, 2022

THURSDAY 20

11. “No matter how bad my relationship is, I refuse to call a radio station for advice.”

I do not care how bad the relationship is I am NOT calling a radio station for advice

—??? ? (@fullautojayy) January 20, 2022

12. There’s not much else at the same time

13. The Old Man

A sixth, during the quarter-hour reading.

“It’s a manga, sir. It’s from Japan, you know?”

NO BUT IS INSOLENCE GOING WELL?

— Mister Samovar (@m_samovar) January 20, 2022

14. It Was Risky

I make my son believe that cans of oasis etc are alcohol so as not to share with him MDR. He said to his master “well my mom she often goes to the store to buy alcohol but I’m not allowed to drink it Psq I’m not an adult”
I have an appointment tomorrow night with him.

— gefilte fish stan account (@lotlcuacual) January 20, 2022

16. “Cardboard straws are biodegradable” yeah I know they biodegrade in my drink

“paper straws r biodegradable tho” yeah i know they r biodegrading in my drink

— 5head (@hO__Obi) January 20, 2022

FRIDAY 21

17. Burglar Gentleman

me in front of the bus driver: good evening? *fraud*

— duke of kuchent (@qu_sch) January 21, 2022

18. “Oh, did you take care of yourself during the pandemic? That’s cool. I’ve watched a lot of series. I’ve even seen some twice.”

Oh you’ve been working on yourself during the pandemic? That’s cool. I’ve watched a lot of shows. Some of them twice

—jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) January 21, 2022

SATURDAY 22

20. My heart will stop it’s too much

21. The girls who teachers said “it’s not a fashion show” or “it’s not a hair salon here” in middle school have become super beautiful now.

Girls who got told “it’s not a fashion show” or “it’s not a hair salon” by teachers in middle school are hot now

— Luna (@lunagrey111) January 22, 2022

22. A little good faith is apparently too much to ask.

My wife who admits to me having slept with Stéphane Plaza during a real estate fair in Villejuif in 2019, while on the one hand, I checked, the day of this fair he was filming in Nice, and on the other hand, I don’t have a wife, so you have to stop taking me for a moron there.

— Tom the Historian (@L_historian) January 22, 2022

SUNDAY 23

24. We always feel super proud

25. It takes too much patience

Qd you are a parent, qd you live even improbable situations.
Kind child 2 has decided that his new pet will be a dead bug with the sweet name of Estas.
And there, we’re making a yogurt cake to feed the dead bug because it’s his favorite dish…

— Pathognomonia (@Pathognomony) January 23, 2022

26. Young people knew the lockers

Wonderful week to all, may all your wishes be granted (except one person, she will recognize herself).

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