Top 20+ tweets that made us laugh this week # 420

covid started when i was 21.
i’ll be 37 this year.

– TYLER.NOEL (@homegirltee) January 3, 2022

I often think of the loneliness of guys in the middle ages who were very short-sighted without knowing it. And who hallucinated the level of others with the bow.

– Pierre Niney (@pierreniney) January 3, 2022

french culture is to make a telephone appointment starting with “ouiiiiiii hello here I am calling you for …”

– s? Ma? (@RomainSdh) January 4, 2022

Is your pharmacy armored too? It’s been 5 days there is a line it looks like the Parc Asterix if it is, they sleep in it

– syl (@syylllia) January 4, 2022

I asked the pharmacist who vaccinated me on the 3rd dose hurts my arm, she said: “yes for you because you are a man and you like to do too much for nothing” go bim ?

– Rachid the instit (@ rachidowsky13) January 4, 2022

I find the self-tests very fun, I like it, a little activity to do with the family around a fire

– cracker w / a bowl cut (@fabuluch) January 5, 2022

In Buffy’s high school there are 10 deaths per week but that does not worry the authorities more than that …
Is Blanquer who manages or what?

– Ouin Ouin Hihi? (@ lagrenouille7) January 5, 2022

I have a student who found the Covid to be way too mainstream, so he has whooping cough.

– Madame Maïs (@MadameMais) January 6, 2022

You know it: the galette des rois is the cake that contains the most porcelain

– egar (@le_egar) January 6, 2022

There’s a granny who scratched my knee on the bus, on purpose she looked at me and she said to herself he has the face of a guy who dares not scratch his knee I’ll take care of it

– The Cantal variant (@salejul) January 6, 2022

“damn, but it was really interesting as a course” – she said, making up for four months of lectures the day before the partial

– orléna srpkinja? (@jsuisgemo) January 5, 2022

I just saw my dad take a screenshot on his own, they grow up so fast

– Cxaskin (@cxaskin) January 7, 2022

Since I’m telling you about my boyfriend’s jokes, when I was pregnant and we were asked “do you know sex?” », He replied« yes, we tried once ».

– Léonine (@AvocatavecunE) January 7, 2022

5 at partial? ptdr but we are at the university or in 4 weddings for a honeymoon?

– ???????? (@thibitchannel) January 7, 2022

I hear a low ‘pssst monsieuuuur’ coming from in front of the counter. I bend down and see a kid of 5 years old or less
– Can I tell you a secret?
I tell him to go around behind the counter
-I say in your ear
-dac
-You know, my brother he has all the One Piece

– The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) January 8, 2022

French cooking is heard behind your back “hm, that smells good” while you are at step 1: brown an onion in olive oil.

– Wiener Schnitzschnapp (@InfernoSchnapp) January 9, 2022

“I don’t like onions in dishes” ??????? are you ok or what

– 1meufbanale (@yaniissaa) January 9, 2022