There are expressions that you don’t understand, badly worded expressions, funny expressions, and there are the worst of all: the unbearable expressions that you hear all the time. The ones that make us want to kill. And there are so many that we couldn’t choose the worst ones, so we asked you on Facebook and Twitter to give us the expressions that irritate YOU the most. According to your answers, you are like us: on the brink of breaking down mentally.
Your expressions re-loused on Twitter
Contents
- 1 1. “Who does not say a word consents”
- 2 2. “We’re going on”
- 3 3. “It’s okay, it’s only football”
- 4 4. “Have two left hands”
- 5 5. “We take the matches one after the other”
- 6 6. “He lost the fight against his disease”
- 7 7. “When we want we can”
- 8 8. “The adventurers of the tribe have decided to eliminate you, and their sentence is irrevocable”
- 9 9. Knock on wood
- 10 10. “Who loves well punishes well”
- 11 11. “Gross shit”
- 12 12. “I say that but I say nothing”
- 13 13. “I’m shocked today…”
- 14 14. Those who say “we go up to (name of a city further south than theirs)”
- 15 15. “oki-doki”
- 16 16. “If I Were You”
- 17 17. “from a practical point of view”
- 18 18. “It’s only happiness”
- 19 19. “Respect barrier gestures”
- 20 20. “half a dozen”
1. “Who does not say a word consents”
Topito’s analysis : It’s especially super unfair for the dumb and the shy.
2. “We’re going on”
Topito’s analysis : If we ban this expression, we will be forced to cancel Top chef.
3. “It’s okay, it’s only football”
Topito’s analysis : If someone had told me that after the WC 2006 final…
4. “Have two left hands”
Topito’s analysis : Philippe Croizon, the best sniper on Twitter, and no hands to boot.
5. “We take the matches one after the other”
Topito’s analysis : Yes well at the same time you won’t play them all at once, that’s logical.
6. “He lost the fight against his disease”
Topito’s analysis : If it is there are people who bet on this fight without us knowing it. Big disrespect.
7. “When we want we can”
Topito’s analysis : Well said. And take you to see Jean-Enzo.
8. “The adventurers of the tribe have decided to eliminate you, and their sentence is irrevocable”
Topito’s analysis : It’s always nice until it happens to you, that’s for sure.
9. Knock on wood
Topito’s analysis : Touch what you want but it won’t change anything in fact, the planets won’t align just because you touched your old Ikea chipboard table.
10. “Who loves well punishes well”
Topito’s analysis : And in general it’s the drunk uncle who comes out after having harassed you for 1 hour.
11. “Gross shit”
Topito’s analysis : Yeah but when it’s used by uncle at the family meal there’s no shit it always goes well.
Your expressions rebooked on Facebook
12. “I say that but I say nothing”
Amelie : “I say that but I say nothing” well then shut your mouth we want to answer!
Topito’s analysis : It seems that in fact God said “Let there be light, well I’m saying that, I’m not saying anything. It’s crazy isn’t it?
13. “I’m shocked today…”
Séverine: “I’m shocked today…” to say that we’re surprised! It makes me want to kill!
Topito’s analysis : Shocking that people still use this expression.
14. Those who say “we go up to (name of a city further south than theirs)”
Julia: Look at a damn card, it’s not complicated
Topito’s analysis : On the other hand, how do we do when we are below the equator, do we reverse?
15. “oki-doki”
Audrey: The “oki doki” makes me want to want to kill
Topito’s analysis “She kills her neighbor because he sent her Oki Doki” would make a good headline. If you take action, don’t hesitate to let us know so that we put you in the Champions of the Week.
16. “If I Were You”
Belinda: “If I were in your place” you’re not there so shh
Topito’s analysis : Yes, but Bélinda if I were in your place, I would relax a bit all the same…
17. “from a practical point of view”
(sent by Anne)
Topito’s analysis : People who say this expression are often preparing to put Placoplâtre in their kitchen. It’s kind of a universal rule.
18. “It’s only happiness”
Nadege: It makes me want to slap in the face.
Topito’s analysis : It’s immediately a little less happiness at once.
19. “Respect barrier gestures”
Key: especially when you’re glued to Gertrude who eats her salad 2cm from you in the armored TGV…
Topito’s analysis : In addition to Gertrude, she got ripped off with her 15-ball salad in the bar car. Let’s fight against the Gertrudes.
20. “half a dozen”
Aymeric: Those who say “half a dozen” say 6 instead of being silly!
Topito’s analysis : The people who say that certainly didn’t know the time when our text messages were limited in number of characters.