Top 16 of the best tweets on the sofa, this piece of furniture where we spend a little too much time on Sundays

Someone said “You know you’re at a rich man’s house when the couch isn’t touching the wall / it’s in the middle of the room” since I constantly think about it?

— Vilaine (@Vilainecreature) May 8, 2021

When my mother was washing the floor she said to me “don’t move from the sofa, it’s not dry” and I saw it as a punishment I always wanted to do 15,000 things at that time and I saw the cat who was watching me from through and which crossed the whole barrack, that I never digested

— Blondboy (@Calavian) February 17, 2018

Being a homebody makes me so happy my house and I have too many things to say to each other long live my room long live my sofa big shout out to them

— Billy ??? (@RebeuDeter) August 6, 2020

There’s a guy who installs the box at my place, I told him Zidane is leaving Real, the ga it’s on my sofa, put team 21 and stopped all work

— Floy (@FloyCzp) May 31, 2018

Having a glass of wine alone on your sofa: a pocket and a sofa

— Benji out of shape (@Binjenu) January 23, 2021

I arrive at my house, my mother tells me “no, don’t sit on the cat’s sofa”… the cat’s sofa?

— la meuf là (@niemesia) December 25, 2021

To say that teenagers think that thirties is maturity when most of us relive adolescence, but this time without barriers.

Tweeted from my couch, having lunch of sugar coated roasted peanuts.

— Raj (@Rajasvir) February 3, 2022

i love the concept of being home alone and having absolutely nothing to do, sitting on the couch singing random sounds for nothing

– Bati??? (@bati_acl) December 8, 2019

I want to be 8 again and be on the couch freshly showered watching Disney Channel while I wait for dinner

— ´ (@freywl) November 24, 2020

From time to time I sit on my sofa, I stare into space and I wonder what Xavier Dupont de Ligonnès is doing

— Liv (@TheBriightLife) November 4, 2021

One of my most WTF memories in Quebec was when I left a party, I asked 2 guys how they got home, they answered “on the sofa”. I laugh, then I see one pull out a sofa from an alley, they climb on it, wave goodbye to me, then slide down the street at top speed.

— Sauvane and the Internet (@3615sauvane) January 16, 2021

My daughter *surrounds herself with cushions on the couch*
Me: Are you building a castle?
Her: No, just a little cabin.

I think she’s on the left?

— Rose de Berne (parody) (@RoseDeBerne) March 24, 2019

– What’s the plan?
– I take care of waking them up every 2 hours pretending to have nightmares
– Ok I will scratch at the door to go out at 4am
– Who’s puking on the couch?
– You, I put the mouse corpse in front of the room
– We make a good Gribouille team pic.twitter.com/VTe3eFKLG2

— It’s a gift (@AtheismisComing) November 9, 2018