Top 15 of the best tweets from @librairesecache, the really funny bookseller

-Hello, you have…wait, it’s for my son, I’m looking at my paper…One Penis, does that speak to you?
-So yes, but it’s One Piece
-Ah yes I also thought that it was a bit weird as a title.

A little yes.

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) January 12, 2022

A sheepish mother with her child:
-Come on, tell the gentleman what you did
-I…I stole something

Ah. Good. It happens. At least he admits it. It’s true that manga are regularly missing

Still with lowered eyes, he hands me the object:
-Hold

It was my hole puncher

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) January 20, 2022

– I’m bringing you back this comic, I got it twice for Christmas
-Sorry, it was not purchased here
-Yes I know, but I prefer to bring her back here rather than to Cultura
-I don’t really see the logic
-I prefer small businesses

No but…I’m not the SPA huh

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) January 5, 2022

I’ve just been asked to change the sticker I use to hide the prices, on the grounds that this sticker was pink and, you know, it’s for a little boy.

This world is fucked

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) January 13, 2022

And off we go for the home stretch, that of the last moment of the finish line where people take what’s lying around, limits everything and anything, because there’s a guy in a sweater on the cover and that grandpa he wears sweaters, after all.

I like it, it gets rid of

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) December 21, 2021

And this young man, in front of the pile (of 50 copies) of Blake & Mortimer, who taps on it and says to me:
– Do you have any left of that? I would like 1 copy

So I’m willing to try to be less sarcastic, but you have to help me a little, huh, and not stretch such perches

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) December 16, 2021

We still feel an absolute technophile pride among those who draw their watch to pay via CB

‘it will be by credit card….with MY WATCH’ (ooooooh)

A little James Bond side. But a James Bond who would read comics

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) January 18, 2022

-Hello, well, I’m bringing you back this comic that I was supposed to offer for Christmas, but the person died in the meantime, which frankly doesn’t suit me

It is true that, on the side of inconsideration, it arises there

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) January 14, 2022

She watches me prepare my gift package:

-Uh…but it’s for an adult
-Yes
-No because I see you decorating the book with stickers
-It’s to hide the price…
-Oh yes
-Yeah

Yeah.

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) December 10, 2021

– Say, you should be able to tell me: I spotted a comic book, 3 years ago, in March, or June, put there (she shows me the news space) or over there (she points 2m more far). The cover, there was red. Or white. Well, maybe that won’t be enough.

Maybe not

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) December 20, 2021

A client shows me the list of books she needs on her cell phone.
The laptop goes to sleep.
She turns it on.
Appears the wallpaper.
As well as her own body, leaving little to the imagination.
Ah, and that of his companion too. Equally naked.

Why ?

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) January 20, 2022

I hear a quiet ‘pssst sir’ coming from in front of the counter. I lean over and see a kid of 5 years old max
-Can I tell you a secret?
I tell him to go around behind the counter
-I tell you in your ear
-dac
-You know, my brother he has all the One Piece

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) January 8, 2022

A type:

-Why are these books 5€?
-It’s an OP from the editor who does this every year
-It’s suspicious. Is it second-hand?
-Oh no. Just ultra famous titles
-I think it’s second hand
– Oh no
-Sure if
-Okay

The best way to end a sterile debate

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) January 11, 2022

He arrives, with a big smile and an equally big Carrefour bag and explains to me that his Christmas present is to be able to fill this bag as much as possible, without it overflowing, and the books will be offered to him.

He played tetris conscientiously for 1 hour

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) January 15, 2022

This good client, whom I have known for 7 years:
– I come to tell you that my resolution is to stop buying comic books. I have too many, I have no more room, too bad. Here, I brought you a box of chocolates
It hurts a bit to be left
Fortunately there are chocolates

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) January 7, 2022