Top 15 best tweets from @Anthropolegiste, a hilarious person

I have neighbors who have adopted a baby corgi and who walk him right when I get home from work, I walk the block 3 times to be able to see him as much as possible, it has to stop

— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) February 19, 2022

You think you’ve heard everything, then one day a patient you’re going to see for suspicion of testicular torsion says to you “not bad for my dick, huh?”

— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) February 28, 2022

Give him lily of the valley:
> Cher
> Gunned down tradition
> Will last 2.3 days

Offer him a tray of fries at the village flea market:
> Affordable
> Tradition in the making
> Personalized attention

— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) May 1, 2022

What is your parent’s punchline that you will invariably use with your children?

“Don’t touch that with your hands full of fingers”?

— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) June 24, 2021

Brittany is magic, if you don’t know the first name of your interlocutor you say “Hi Gwen!” and you have a 58% chance that it will pass

— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) May 10, 2022

The secretary: “I’m going on vacation for a few months from January?”

Me, a social misfit: “Really?! I hope it’s not too serious!!”

(She is obviously pregnant)

— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) September 30, 2022

Emergency vet consultation around 10 p.m. without having had dinner:

The vet: Hola she growls your pussy a little!
Me: It’s my sorry belly

??????

— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) June 4, 2022

Marie-mireille, the secretary of the service for 43 years when she sees the new interns arrive: pic.twitter.com/uSuyazFJRj

— Dr Psychologist ??? (@Anthropolegist) May 7, 2021